January 2012
All the feelings.
December 2011
tyleroakley:
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
brb, throwing up everywhere.
New Tattoo Idea
So I really want to get “let’s be lonely together” tattooed on me now. Probably going lengthwise on my thigh, starting high and ending low about 4 inches above the knee.
There is a certain joy in finding someone that is...
And then you can be lonely together, saving a small part of your heart for them so that every now and then, you can be lonely for one another and it isn’t so bad.
I just saw a certain someone's face...
…and now I am in a terrible mood.
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I was at dinner with a friend and was trying to explain tumblr, and said that I had a lot of porn/nudity on mine, and she was like “Of you?” and I said “No…” And she was like, “Oh. I can just see you having pics of you with your butt up in the air like ‘Oh everyone look at my awesome ass!’ and stuff.”
So I figured I should go ahead and put on...
My Blu Tinted Glasses: white fatherhood →
niggasinparishilton:
father: Hey Jason im in a hurry could you turn on the coffee pot for me
son: FUCK YOU DAD IM NOT YOUR FUCKING SLAVE DO IT YOURSELF THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON YOU AND MOM NEVER UNDERSTAND
mom: Jason thomas harrison! that is no way to speak to your fa—
son: THATS…
My boyfriend was just singing Miley Cyrus to me. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Death Becomes Her is on
super-eklectic1:
OMG! Downloaded this and watched it about 2 or 3 weeks ago. I forgot how much I fucking loved that movie.
freesamuel:
Just saw “The Artist,” a modern black and white silent film. Wonderful.
James and Ikenna and I are supposed to go see this. We are going to pick out characters before the movie, and then have our own dialogue, improvising the whole time. People should probably not go see it the same day we do… o_O
good lord he is good at what he is doing…
jshine969 asked: Nice tumblr u got!
Any of my followers with a penis...
…find yourself sitting there playing with it when you are laying in bed? Not in a sexual, masturbatory kind of way. Just… flopping it around and stuff cause it is there…?
gaysexistheanswer:
Explosion!
i mean, i cum a lot but damn.
Kathy Griffin Reading the Grindr Rules +... →
bencrowther:
Too funny
omg. what if i happened to ever talk to her when i was on there??? oh. my. gawd.
this changes everything.
te0uanj:
safelystupid answered your question: Question?
That we are incapable of lasting, legitimate love.
Wow, I didn’t think about this one. So true.
I had a girl at my old job look at me with utter confusion when I told her about my boyfriend, and so I asked her what the face was for. This bitch said “But I thought gay guys didn’t actually have relationships.” And I was...
Te0uanJ: te0uanj asked: How do you get your teeth... →
deonteblue:
lol. I’ve written a post about this. haha. It’s really not hard at all. Anyone can have sparkly white teeth. But it’s a process, don’t expect white teeth in like two days. All you need is a bottle of hyrdrogen peroxide, floss, whitening toothpaste and whitening mouth rinse. You…