January 2011
I have a problem with sex-related parts of the...
Flaccid penises look weird. They just do. But I think they are the least disgusting of them all, and I don’t care if people get angry or think there is a double standard or blah blah blah blah blah. Shut the fuck up, this is my opinion.
Vaginas. I find vaginas to be absolutely disgusting. Plain and simple, horrendous. It looks like deli meat exploded between a chick’s legs. I honestly...
Recap of my Night
So, last night was Wolfgang Gartner at The Lizard Lounge. I was planning on drinking rather than rolling, however, I had to drive Lance’s car down there, so that plan got fucked up. So, yes, I caved and I rolled. Whatever. It was wonderful.
When I first got there, everyone kind of split up [which was weird, since we always stay together], but Chris was trying to see if his guys were...
how that wet seal thing makes me feel:
lielikeyoumeanit:
Growing Up
So, last night I went to DT. And by last night, I mean 2 in the morning, because they open at 3. We are rolling our balls off, and out of nowhere this guy comes up and starts talking to me while I am sitting at a table for a moment. Now, this guy was cute. Not insanely hot or anything, but he was definitely attractive and he had a nice body. And he was talking to me.
Then we start having some...
